Scientists in Oregon announced today that the goal of cloning monkey embryos has finally been achieved, thus bringing me one small step closer to my goal of having a full-fledged army of winged monkeys. Of course, the winged part might take a little more time, but I remember seeing a report two decades ago in the Weekly World News that Soviet scientists had already perfected the head transplant (thus setting off an economically devastating head transplant race among the superpowers).So, I figure, "how hard can it be?"



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First you might wanna take care of that vestigial tail you've been hiding.
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