Friday, November 16, 2007

Soon, I Will Be Invincible

Scientists in Oregon announced today that the goal of cloning monkey embryos has finally been achieved, thus bringing me one small step closer to my goal of having a full-fledged army of winged monkeys. Of course, the winged part might take a little more time, but I remember seeing a report two decades ago in the Weekly World News that Soviet scientists had already perfected the head transplant (thus setting off an economically devastating head transplant race among the superpowers).

So, I figure, "how hard can it be?"

1 comment:

"Uta" Urban said...

First you might wanna take care of that vestigial tail you've been hiding.