Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Why Does Milk Taste Good with Cookies?
I just had this conversation with my four year old.
"Why does milk taste good with chocolate chip cookies?"
It just does honey. Everyone knows that.
"But why daddy? Why?"
I don't know honey. It just does.
"But why daddy? But why daddy?"
Well. It's because cows have brown spots, and chocolate chip cookies have brown spots.
I wait for her reaction to the internal logic of my bullshit. She looks thoughtful.
"And cows have white, and milk is white."
That's right baby. That's why.