Monday, December 24, 2007

Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way

This morning, I arrived at work to find this action shot from last week's rally and encampment at City Hall in my email. A little truth in advertising is probably required. This is a Photoshop job. I usually only wear my superhero outfit late at night, and in certain bars. Also, I rarely, if ever, attempt to defeat evil on my own. Evil is defeated best by well-organized groups where the potential for leadership exists for everyone. The other thing is that I've never actually assaulted the Deputy Mayor, and, as a general tactic, employ the Superhero Headlock only as a last resort and as a matter of self-defense. Rainbows, do, however, follow me wherever I go. Maybe it's because I sweat so much. Some things you just accept.

4 comments:

Danina said...

Wow.

Seriously...wow.

I think I might stop reading your blog until AFTER my vacation. My brain hurts.

Dr. Wes Browning said...

At first I thought the T stood for Timothy the Terrific or something like that, but then I noticed the 4 thumbs around the T on your chest and realized it must stand for Thumbman, Superhero capable of squeezing all small heads between his Super Thumbs!

appalled said...

You are a total egomaniac.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, Tim, I totally thought you were hot before.

You can do me any way, any time you want if you promise to wear your cape with me.

Please?